‘Sup social fam. While you were eating/drinking/sleeping/staring wistfully out at that snowy abyss or deciding how much whiskey was necessary to begin shoveling, we at Metter Media were, of course, on the Internet. And Twitter, of course, is still swarming with blizzard-related tweets, hashtags and memes. (How else do you expect us to respond to anything going on in the news?)
As you can see above, even Twitter itself was #tweetingwithmittens.
HEY… don’t you DARE get up! Don’t even bother putting on your pants. Ain’t nobody got time to sort through every snowpocalypse social media joke.
Which is why we’ve got your back with this #blizzardof2015 #snowmageddon2015 #winterstormjuno #juno2015 #BOSnow #MAsnow #CambMAsnow round-up.
The Boston Yeti
Boston Yeti trying to hail cab on McGrath Highway in #Somerville #juno2015 #blizzardof2015 #BostonYeti2015 pic.twitter.com/jsaazfXoqP
— Boston Yeti 2015 (@BostonYeti2015) January 27, 2015
The hottest Twitter account in the winter storm right now is coincidentally ice cold… and also a Yeti. @BostonYeti2015. The real question is: will going viral go to his head? From BoMag to 10k shares on Mashable in the middle of the night, before the worst of the storm even hit… that’s a lot for one Yeti to deal with. Plus, what will he do when the snow’s all melted? Luckily, one Twitter fan gave him a pretty decent suggestion.
The Boston Snowst
@universalhub the Snowst doin’ work #blizzardof2015 #LonelySnowst pic.twitter.com/1OslJ8wBhJ — Boston Snowst 2015 (@2015Snowst) January 27, 2015
It’s a lonely life being the only Snowst in Boston. But someone’s got to haunt you other than the pesky demons of your past that eat away at your soul while digging deep into your Facebook past in isolation.
Et tu, Harpoon?
Things must be bad. “@NBCLA: Boston’s Harpoon Brewery suspends brewing due to #blizzard http://t.co/SN1bQt1dS6 pic.twitter.com/WMUZGsvMNf”
— Harry J Mitchell (@HarryJMitchell) January 27, 2015
This tweet speaks for itself―the end is near. Harpoon suspended brewing for the first time since its doors opened, according to The Boston Globe. Panicking? Chill out; you stocked your fridge with enough alcohol, didn’t you? Take a swig and read more here.
#Deflategate
I recommend deflating your tires 2 psi for better traction in the snow. #blizzardof2015 #Snowmageddon2015
— Tom Brady’s Ego (@TomBradysEgo) January 27, 2015
Can everyone stop talking about this.
Incoming: Snow Photos of Snow
Just stop for one second, sit back, and think to yourself before you post a photo of the snow on social media: Is this just another tired picture of an unrecognizable backyard covered in snow? Doesn’t everyone else’s backyard look exactly the same right now? Could I Google “snow backyard” and find a trillion indistinguishable photos that all look pretty much the same? Can any of us even afford to have a backyard? Whose yard are you in?
As our own Kristen Ciccolini so eloquently tweeted: “and remember to post pics of snow on FB because the blizzard is only happening at your house.” #ZING.
The March of the Memes
Juno What I’m Talkin’ Bout
Latest reports predict #WinterStormJuno will bring 20-30 inches of snow, as well as quirky and whip-sharp sarcasm. pic.twitter.com/2vbUiKz6sL
— Metter Media (@mettermedia) January 26, 2015
Now this, this is #genius.